Monday, August 6, 2012

Romney Distractions

Hey Mitt! Give us your tax returns!

Wait, VP pick? What VP Pick?

You know, Mitt, your dad said releasing lots of tax returns was a good thing to do...

Oh hey, maybe he'll pick Pawlenty!

Reid says some other guy said Romney didn't pay any taxes for like a decade!

Reid's such a liar, put up or shut up, and I'll announce my Veep pick on this app so that only the people with the app will know my Veep pick for the first 3 seconds after I announce it.

There's a super-duper simple way to clear the air (and it DOES need clearing) on the whole tax thing, Mitt...

Pawlenty? Pawlenty who?

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Romney can do this for another few weeks, max. Just hang in there, and have confidence that the tax thing will not be allowed to die.

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